Paragon Life

A Middle Aged Woman

Posted on 14. Dec, 2011 by melissa.

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A middle-ish aged woman Who lived in a house With five bratty children And an even brattier spouse. To the meals they were fed, Each turned up their nose. So she sent them hungry to bed. And refused to fold clothes. Not a single kid cared- Oh, the slobs that they are. Leaving their crap [...]

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What’s Your Kiss Number?

Posted on 16. Nov, 2011 by melissa.

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My friend Lisa sent me a YouTube video of the new Dentyne Pure commercial. She thought it would make a great idea for a blog post. Well Lisa, seems you were right. Dentyne Pure Gum’s commercial declares the average person has 28 first kisses in their lifetime. TWENTY EIGHT. Is that a shocking number to you? [...]

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Online Dating The Safe Way

Posted on 01. Nov, 2011 by melissa.

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Back in 2000, I was a newly single mom. There weren’t a ton of people to be fixed up with so, when I felt I was ready, I turned to the internet dating sites to find my match. Back in the day, there were only a few that I trusted. One was Match.com and the [...]

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Dear Melissa: Finding The Flirt Within

Posted on 29. Apr, 2011 by melissa.

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Dear Melissa, Ugh. I need help. Flirting. I don’t get how to do it. I watch my friends, both male and female, when we go to clubs. I try to learn from them. But, I’m SO shy and what comes naturally to them, I epic fail at. Pointers, PLEASE. Because, I’m doomed to be that [...]

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Relationship Recovery : Some Advice

Posted on 15. Apr, 2011 by melissa.

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I was in a relationship for a little over two years. We knew each other very well, in every way. I got used to her rhythm and movement. I knew what worked and what didn’t. We broke up a couple of months ago because of a little unresolvable problem, she cheated. Anyways, I’m ready to [...]

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Traveling with Kids: Finding Time for Sex

Posted on 12. Apr, 2011 by melissa.

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love traveling. I love my kids. But traveling with kids is so difficult. For more reasons than just the obvious traveling –with- kids type issues. The main reason is…SEX. There never seems to be an opportune time or place to have it when you travel with a gaggle of kids. I can’t tell you how [...]